Wednesday, 10 March 2010

The Doctor's receptionist

.There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

He replied, "There's something wrong with my d!ck."

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you."

The receptionist replied, "Now you' ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone," the man said. ! Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.

The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear."

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't pi$$ out of it."

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

The lesson: Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose


jinksy said...

Can I refer you to The BItter Pill of my 28th January post?

You may enjoy it!

C.J.Duffy said...

As my senior years are fast approaching I have to confess to looking forward to causing as much disruption then as I have for the previous fifty six!
Great post!

wastedpapiers said...

Ha ha! The old 'uns are the best!

One of our receptionists at the local surgery I attend is a real old battleaxe and looks at you like you've stepped in something and brought a nasty smell into the waiting room. How she ever managed to get the job beats me!? The other receptionist is very nice though with a big welcoming smile. I feel better already for just seeing her there behind the counter.

Kath said...

Jinksy- Sublime!