Sunday, 7 March 2010

What would the neighbours think?

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack said to his wife, as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.


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6 comments:

jinksy said...

Good job beauty is in the eye of the beholder! But on the other hand he might get a lot of orders if he set up a lawnmowing service...

C.J.Duffy said...

His going naked would simply confirm what the neighbours already knew that Jack, like all men, exaggerated the size of the bean stalk.

Kath said...

Hee hee...

Doctor FTSE said...

Jinksy . . CJ . . . Kath . . . You three are a right pair, if ever I saw one.

jinksy said...

Birds of a feather,Doc - welcome to the flock!

C.J.Duffy said...

Doc>>>Very clever play on words there! LOL