The flies crawled up the window, It’s all they have to do They went up by the thousand And came down two by two. The flies crawled up the window, They said we love to roam So once more up the window, And then we’ll all go home
The flies crawled up the window They said let’s have a race We backed a fly called Oswald To win and for a place At five to one he started, He soon got in his stride He started crawling sideways And he got disqualified
The flies crawled up the window In sunshine and in rain They do not seek for pleasure They much prefer the “pane” And if those flies annoy you Then here’s what I advise Just don’t have any windows And then you’ll have no flies
Alarming sights have recently been seen in the Sutton area as some weeks ago a large organic mass was seen wallowing down the road breathless and weighty. One passer by described the vision as being blond with barrage balloon like breasts that wobbled as if they were two beach balls trapped under canvas. However, in recent days the self same blonde blob has shed amazing amounts of fat turning into, as one male with a large appetite for young females said, a feast of pure sexual beauty.
A photographer from the local newspaper has been dispatched to gather pictorial evidence and is currently camouflaged as a privet hedge outside the young females bathroom with his lens polished and his camera primed.
Purveyor of Exquisite Cheese,
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